SYNOPSIS
A perverted and warped take on favorite nursery rhymes and bedtime stories; as told to you by Chi-Chi LaRue. Now THAT's warped!

Peter the pumpkin eater…and wife Jane…one year post honeymoon and in a sexual rut, maybe once every two weeks? Jane can't stand Peter's lack of attention, so after hearing her neighbors banging each other, she starts screwing around. First, the candle stick maker, but he dies off-damn it. Then three guys at once…damn! She settles down with a threesome with Jack & Jill from up the hill.

Peter gets wind of Jane's sideline hobby, and locks her up in the biggest pumpkin ever. Jane goes to seed…and he moves to Poughkeepsie? Jane's desires are well…bottled up!

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Blueboy Magazine July 2000: "...a hotbed of bisexual fantasies, threesomes, foursomes, and every SOME in between." Chi Chi LaRue's warped take on your favorite bedtime stories and nursery rhymes. Not fit for children any more!